FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 2013

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

KILL PHIL?…  the famous Punxsutawney Phil is now a wanted groundhog for misleading us about the weather… and the prosecutor is threatening the possiblity of… the DEATH PENALTY… more below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith of  SMITH AND BARBER, THE MORNING SHOW on WPLR….his solo afternoon talk show on WICC 600AM..and as host and announcer for the Fairfield University Stags basketball games at Harbor Yard… and formerly for the Bridgeport Bluefish …  and as an anchorman at FM NEWS NEW YORK in New York City… you can email him at… (just type this address into your email “to” area)…

THE VOICE and his weekend predictions are on the way… he was busy this morning repairing the broken mirror behind the bar in the NCAA Room… keep checking back.. thanks…

NCAA BRACKET DEPT.  …SPEAKING OF PREDICTIONS… did anyone pick HARVARD over New Mexico???  Stupid geniuses…put down the ball and go back to CEO school… please.  Then hire a bunch of us.

*correction: Harvard beat New Mexico on Friday night… it’s fixed now, and thanks to everyone who let me know… and Detective Dan in Florida, you were first.  You win your choice of the Chia Pope or the broken weed whacker.

You know… giving away my old stuff that needs repair may be the next big prize gimmick for BrianSmithRadio

UPDATE:  FLORIDA GULF COAST over Georgetown???  And they looked great doing it.  Where did these guys come from?

GRILLED GROUNDHOG… You know Punxsutawney Phil… the cute, cuddly, and I would guess, sedated woodchuck from Pennsylvania who gets manhandled every February 2 from men dressed as the rich uncle in the game of Monolopy…

…well, he didn’t see his shadow this year, and predicted an early Spring.

Foolish marmot.  Delusional land-beaver.  (yes, “marmot” and” land-beavers” are other names for the groundhog.  Also… whistle-pig.  And woodchuck.)

Now… Phil’s meteorological miscalculations (outright lies) have not settled well over the border in Ohio, where a prosecutor in Butler County is looking to indict Phil for “Seasonal Fraud”… on charges he conspired…”with prior calculation and design“, and duped us all into thinking there would be an early spring.  And there isn’t.  There are three more inches of snow predicted in that area over the weekend… and then the storm moves here to CT/NY/NJ and Long Island.

AND… the prosecutor from Ohio… Mike Gsomer… is calling for THE DEATH PENALTY (in this case, usually a shovel… behind the garage… at night when the kids can’t see it)… what do you say he gets at least one… or a hundred… phone calls from PETA…?  Especially if someone mentions a recipe for BARBECUED GROUNDHOGif I didn’t want to see that recipe, I would not click (here)…

Really.  Read about the lawsuit… from the Detroit Free Press, click (here)… the actual wording of the court document is here at the Washington Post, click (here)… and more from CNN, click (here)…

If I were running this show… next year Phil would have an assistant (perhaps a porcupine with a funny hat) who would bring out a legal disclaimer to be read before Phil waddles out to look for his shadow…

I’m going to have to call Attorney Irving Pinsky... if there is a lawsuit, I want in…

TWO THREE MORE ST. PATRICK’S DAY PARADES IN CONNECTICUT THIS YEAR…  if you haven’t had your Phil… sorry, I mean FILL of green beer and corned beef… there are at least three more St. Patrick’s Day parades to be had in Connecticut… Saturday in Meriden, starting at 1pm… and on Sunday… in Mystic starting at 1pm… and in Danbury starting at 2pm.  If you drive a rocket or know how to do teleportation, you can make both Sunday parades…

DRIVE SAFELY… THANKS FOR LISTENING… -Brian

 

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