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HURRICANE EARL not so threatening (as of 8am Friday morning).. which probably means it will turn deadly and I’ll have to eat these words…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian is not hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it will be on your television soon… more to come on that…

THE VOICE reacted to the warnings of Hurricane Earl… by taking down the top half of that new rooftop scoreboard he installed on top of the Prognosticator Grill and Cafe last week… the workers and the helicopter pilots didn’t mind… it just meant more money for them.  A member of planning and zoning stopped by and said the Jumbo Rooftop Video Screen was keeping the neighborhood awake AND changing the migratory patterns of a few bird species, so THE VOICE has promised he will consult with the good people at the Audubon Society about that next week…

NIPPLE SHOCK… So, do you think New Englanders are coldly aloof because of the concentration of colleges and private schools in the chilly Northeast?… do you think only dumb things happen in Florida, California, and Texas? (you are mostly correct)… but how about a story out of New Hampshire… where a student put electric clamps on his nipples and had a friend plug the other end into a wall socket?… he’s suing the school for letting him do it… story, click (here)…

GOLF CLUB/BASKETBALL TRICK SHOT… simple to explain: guy hits basketball with golf club… ball goes through basket, nothing but net… probably difficult to accomplish… see the video, click (here)…

FONZIE IN CONNECTICUT… actor Henry Winkler will be in Danbury at the Marcus Dairy this weekend for a few car show related appearances…  for the details, click (here)…

THE FONZ “JUMPS THE SHARK”… if you have ever seen that episode of “Happy Days”… the one where Fonzie puts on water skis and jumps over a shark tank… then you may know people consider it to be one of the most ridiculous television episodes ever… blaming it on the downfall of “Happy Days”, and even giving birth to the term “Jump The Shark” (the point where something popular loses it’s popularity)… well, today, the writer of that episode says he begs to differ… from the LA Times, click (here)…

If you live in Connecticut, or you want to know what is going on there… check out the new look of DoingItLocal.com for headlines and exclusive stories… click (here)…

I hope your week is going well… HEY, I had two root canals this week… but at least we are not trapped in a Chilean mine… enjoy your long weekend… thanks for listening… drive safely -Brian

NEW WORK FOR THE UNEMPLOYED… PAYCHECK: $1 MILLION… and the uniform is very simple… more on that below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian is not hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that…

THE VOICE is back this week with another round of sports picks and predictions… he’s been working on his “Game Day” lighting on the outside of The Prognosticator Grille and Cafe… if you are too busy to stop in for a drink and a few hours of football on the screens… you can look for the new scoreboard on the roof as you drive by… no one is sure how he got that passed through zoning, but it looks great… this week, THE VOICE looks at the latest NFL news… THE YANKEES… METS…  RED SOX… NASCAR… a preview of the U.S. OPEN… JAI ALAI… and more… and a new studious portfolio of CHEERLEADERS… for this week’s message from THE VOICE, click on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)…

CLOSE TO HELL IN THE CHILE UNDERGROUND… THOSE 33 MINERS… They seem to be doing ok for their circumstances, but I’d be out of my head by now…  You’ve heard about those 33 Chilean miners who are trapped… well, have you ever seen a wild bird stuck in a closed space?… it will repeatedly fly into the windows at full speed until it knocks itself out.  THAT would be me in that mine.  I’d be running into the walls until I dropped… there is new video of the miners that shows them trying to keep their spirits up… of course, no one has told them yet that it may be another FOUR months until they get dug out… for the latest story and that video, click (here)…and for the facts and pictures of the miners and how they get their supplies, click (here)…

FLASHER STORY #1… MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS… BY STREAKING (NAKED) PAST THE PRESIDENT… a billionaire is looking to pay a million dollars to anyone who will run past President Obama nude… there are some other requirements… like having a website painted on your chest when you do it… and oh yeah, you may get in trouble (or worse)… find out how… click (here) for the story from the Huffington Post…

TRAIN DRINKS: CONNECTICUT COMMUTERS WANT THEIR BAR CAR... a new survey this week showed more than 90% of Metro North riders want to keep their watering hole on rails for the ride home… and, I dunno… I would think they would feel the same way about the ride IN… for the story from the New Haven Register, click (here)… and for a look at the new bar car design, click (here)…

FLASHER STORY #2… FRENCH ROBBERY… two French women distracted a man by baring their breasts while he was using an ATM machine… and one of them was able to withdraw money from the man’s account while he looked at the other one…  for the story, click (here)…

INCREDIBLE CRASH… a 19 year old took his 1985 Pontiac Firebird for a 100mph ride on a highway near Dayton, Ohio this week… he hit a guardrail and went airborne into a bridge support…  he’s still alive.  A police car camera caught the wreck… catch up on the story and see the video, click (here)… and see the follow up interview with his mother from yesterday, click (here)…

HAVE A GREAT PRE-LABOR DAY WEEKEND… and check out the new look of DoingitLocal.com for some of the latest daily headlines around Connecticut… and thanks for listening…-Brian

I’m experiencing technical difficulties.  Did someone say Mac’s don’t have the headaches a PC has?  I’m not so sure about that…

THE VOICE has spoken this week… and it is all about latest news of the upcoming NFL SEASON… BRETT FAVRE… THE YANKEES… RED SOX… THE METS… TENNIS… NASCAR… and of course, the CHEERLEADERS… click on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)…

Well, at least THE VOICE is fixed… wait, that doesn’t sound right… I meant to say, at least THE VOICE has been able to successfully file his report for this week… I still have some odd issues with my computer… I think it may have something to do with those naked Brits on the roller coaster…

thanks for listening… enjoy the week…-Brian

TALLY-HO!… Naked roller coaster riders in England break world’s record… and raise money for a British hospital… ouch… more on this below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that…

THE VOICE is preparing for the upcoming football season much the way a kid prepares for Christmas (or the gift-giving winter holiday of your choice)… only for THE VOICE, this holiday is a five month celebration… not many humans existing on this earth have the stamina of THE VOICE to live, talk, eat, breathe and dream about football like he does… did you know the salt and pepper shakers on some of the tables at The Prognosticator Grill and Cafe are from the private restaurants of the pro stadiums around the country?… did you know the floor in The Lombardi Room is old linoleum from one of the snack bar areas at Lambeau Field?… did you know the curtains are made of old football jerseys and cheerleader skirts?… I suggest you visit there soon… but be careful during game time…

…and check out this week’s uncanny previews from THE VOICE… read about THE NY GIANTS vs THE JETS on Monday night… and not just football, but updates and predictions about THE YANKEES… THE RED SOX… some team called THE METS… and other MLB news… and pictures… also updates on TENNIS… NASCAR… JAI ALAI… and more.. and especially the CHEERLEADERS… click on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)…

102 NAKED BRITS ON A ROLLER COASTER… here’s the info on that picture up top… 102 naked people rode a roller coaster in England this past week… completely butt-crushing the former record 32 naked people, also set by the British back in 2004… it was to raise money for a hospital cancer-care charity… for the story, click (here)… I, uh… might be inclined to go to the waterpark instead of being one of the next riders on that roller coaster… especially if it was a hot day in England… again, ouch…

JET POWERED SCHOOL BUS… even wonder what would happen if you put a fighter plane jet engine into a school bus?… why wonder?… it goes fast and makes a lot of flames and loud noise… for more, click (here)…

ASTROS FAN DUCKS FOUL BALL… LETS IT HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND… if you didn’t see this one this week, here is the story and the video in one handy place… click (here)…

HOTEL ROBBER SHOOTS HIMSELF… dead… a robber holds up a hotel… the gun goes off, and a bullet bounces back and hits the robber in the head… there is a video but it isn’t as graphic as they warn… click (here)…

HERE’S TWO FOR THE TECHIES…

THREE not so well-known FEATURES OF THE NEW iPHONE… from David Pogue of the New York Times… click (here)…

and… COMPUTER HOARDING… yes, not only has society made us feel guilty about collecting hundreds of dogs… or old cardboard… or car hoods… but now there is a look at computer hoarding for those of us who just can’t hit “delete” (not COMPUTER hoarding so much as online document and file hoarding)… read about it, click (here)… and save it if you want…

That’s it for this week… enjoy your August days while they are here… drive safe and thanks for listening… -Brian

GUESS WHAT KIND OF GAS POWERS THIS CAR?… maybe the answer written on the side of it would be the hint… well, more than a hint…  more information below…

but first…

WELCOME to another week of beautiful, sweaty weather in the Connecticut/NYC/Long Island paradise of the United States… although tonight it may hit the 50s, and even the 40s in parts of Connecticut…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that…

THE VOICE is muttering to himself in the kitchen of The Prognosticator Grill and Cafe this week because of conflicted emotions… the first NFL game of the season is up against the Yankees/Red Sox game… it’s not a conflict over which one to watch, because THE VOICE has multiple tv screens in The Prognosticator Viewing Room… the conflict is over which jersey to wear… rumor has it THE VOICE has hired Jimbo (Jimbo, The Overweight Tailor, Inc.) to make him a “combo” jersey to wear during the overlapping sports seasons so this conflict will never have to happen again… if you remember, Jimbo was the mastermind who came up with the sports jersey/tuxedo combination for sports fans who wanted to get married in style… and the sports jersey/uniform/black suit for mourners at funerals…

THIS WEEK… THE VOICE brings us the prediction of who will win that first NFL game of the season… also the inside skinny on the YANKEES/RED SOX weekend series… THE METS… NASCAR… BOXING… ARENA FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS... more sports… and THE CHEERLEADERS… to catch up on things you didn’t even know you were missing… read the latest from THE VOICE… click on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)…

HUMAN WASTE POWERED CAR… yes, it’s a car that, um.. runs… on human sewage… oh, where do we go from here… so many questions… so many puns… and is there a bit of privacy when you fill ‘er up?… for the story, click (here)…

24 HOURS IN A HEALTH/FITNESS CLUB… Bayan Rabbani is a writer who has spent 24 hours in an all day WalMart and Starbucks… and now he’s done an all-nighter and day in a health club… check out his observations… and when is the busiest and least busiest time of the day on the treadmills… click (here)…

DREW CAREY LOSES 80 POUNDS… maybe he is getting in shape… or maybe he is worried about the changes coming to The Price is Right… it is becoming more of a variety show than a game show… for pictures of Drew Carey before and after, click (here)… and for some of the changes to The Price is Right… click (here)…

PORTLAND OREGON: 7 YEAR OLD’S LEMONADE STAND SHUT DOWN FOR NOT HAVING $120 LICENSE… the headline says it all… click (here)…

Thanks for checking in this week… a lot of people have been asking me about Facebook… and sending friend requests to my profile (search “Brian Smith” and “Bluefish” together)… Thank you for your requests, but I am working behind the scenes on a few things… and I’ll start “friending” soon… but you can still send me messages there…

I was going to try to buy Facebook from it’s founders, but price is just a little rich for me…  same with Google…

Enjoy the weather… thanks for listening… see you next week-Brian

GETTING HIGH…. WAIT… WHAT’S THIS…?  I needed a strange, head-scratching picture today and found this… I’ll tell you what is further down the page…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that…

THE VOICE is celebrating the GATHERING OF THE VIBES rock festival this weekend at Seaside Park in Bridgeport by dressing The Prognosticator Grill and Cafe in tie-dyed curtains and playing Grateful Dead music on the patio all day… he’s passing out hula hoops and frisbees… and encouraging customers to go without sunscreen or showering for the next three days… he is also bringing us a mind-blowing display of predictions… well, sports predictions… in his usual wisdom trip of words and pictures… check out his lineup of picks and pix as he does a far-out conversation on THE YANKEES… THE METS… THE RED SOX… THE NFL… NASCAR… TENNIS… CANADIAN FOOTBALL… and of course, dude, THE CHEERLEADERS… experience the rush, man, by clicking on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or if you are just too mellow to go that far, just click (here)…

VIBE VIBE: IF YOU ARE READING FROM OUTSIDE THE NORTHEAST AREA… the GATHERING OF THE VIBES is a three day rock festival now in it’s 15th year… it has been in various places on the East Coast, but in the last few years it has enjoyed it’s stay in Bridgeport, Connecticut… read more about it’s history, from Wikipedia, click (here)… and check out the daily updates and pictures from the Connecticut Post, click (here)…

THE ROCK FESTIVAL THAT WASN’T… 40 years ago this weekend, the Powder Ridge Ski Area in Middlefield, Connecticut, was going to be the site of the next Woodstock… but the townsfolk… and the state… shut it down… the bands didn’t show up… and we’re talking Janis Joplin, Joe Cocker, and Van Morrison… but the hippies did… read more from today’s Hartford Courant… click (here)…

GETTING HIGH… no, I’m not talking about a three-day rock festival… the picture up top is a worker in the propeller section of a huge wind turbine in Switzerland… one of 16 wind turbines that will generate enough power for ten thousand homes…  or just mine if I have everything turned on at once… just to be accurate, here’s the full text for the picture… “A worker stands by to mount a propeller as a crane lifts it to the top of a power-generating windmill turbine in a wind farm in Mont Soleil in the Jura region, western Switzerland July 29, 2010. The wind farm, with 16 power-generating 2 megawatt windmill turbines, is capable of producing around 41 megawatts of green energy per year, which is enough to power some 10′000 households. Picture taken with a fisheye lens. 
REUTERS/Michael Buholzer”

It’s a better weather week here in the CT/NY/Long Island paradise… enjoy the sun… and watch out for the hippies… thanks for listening… -Brian

DARTH VADER ROBS A BANK… really.  On Long Island yesterday.  And I had to chose between which two pictures to be at the top of the page… more and story, below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that… (doesn’t television seem like an old word?)…

THE VOICE has gone crazy from the heat… yesterday he refused to start the grill in the kitchen at the Prognosticator Cafe and Grill…  all he had for breakfast was Frosted Flakes and Orange Freeze-Pops… although I have to admit, they were pretty good… another HOT DAY this weekend in the Northeast… record breaking heat on Saturday perhaps… and speaking of hot… THE VOICE brings his hot picks and cool insights to us this week to create a perfect storm of predictions… check out his take on THE YANKEES… METS… RED SOX… THE NFL… ARENA FOOTBALL… CANADIAN FOOTBALL… NASCAR… more sports and more CHEERLEADERS… click on “SPORTS PICKS” over on the right someplace, or just click (here)…

CHANGE YOUR AIR FILTER… if your house air conditioning isn’t working well, I KNOW you know this… but here’s a reminder to change your filter…  I let mine go too long, and it looked like a buffalo hide… and just as I’m writing this, WCBS radio is doing a report on the same thing… maybe that’s an omen…

DARTH VADER ROBS A BANK…  I guess he has to get some funding together to buy a new Death Star… it happened on Long Island yesterday… I just hope he doesn’t know about the ferry to Connecticut… story from the NY Daily News, click (here)…

Sorry for a quick week but I have to run… one of my stops is to buy a Powerball ticket only because I haven’t bought one in a while and I feel lucky.  Maybe it’s the clean air I’m breathing now that I finally changed my air filter…

Stay cool this weekend… thanks for listening… -Brian

ATTEMPT AT WORLD RECORD COULD COST HER LIFE… more below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

BRIAN is, however, wrapping up work on a documentary on the rise and fall of the New Haven Coliseum… it may on your television in September… more to come on that… (doesn’t television seem like an old word?)….

speaking of televisions…

THE VOICE just finished replacing over half of his flat screen tv’s at The Prognosticator Grill and Cafe… after the World Cup Soccer finals last week there was a brawl in the kitchen that spilled out into the bar… and during the fight, Pale Karl the Dishwasher got on the bar and successfully kicked four beer bottles into the four tv’s on the back wall… (while screaming “GOOAAAAAAAL!”… it was very impressive)…  if his countrymen had been that good at kicking, they would have beaten Spain…  Pale Karl is out on personal leave for two weeks…  BUT, THE VOICE IS HERE… and he’s got your sports picks and wisdom for the week… THE YANKEES, THE METS (INCLUDING A LOCAL METS SURPRISE TEAM), THE RED SOX… THE NFL… NASCAR… TENNIS… JAI ALAI… and of course, THE CHEERLEADERS… to grab your wisdom-to-go from THE VOICE… go to “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)….

BIGGEST BREASTS QUEST MAY BE FATAL… this is not an attempt to gain ratings… I’m out of that business for now… I would never fall prey to a sensationalist story just to capture the easy reward of… uh… oh, nevermind… a Brazilian woman (and new mom) who wanted the world’s biggest breasts now has a serious problem… read more, and it is safe for work (it’s in the New York Daily News)… click (here)…

PETA NAKED ADS... ok, ok… here’s a photo gallery of stars who have taken it all off for PETA ads… and don’t make the mistake it’s all women… Will Farrell makes the list… click (here)…

HOT ENOUGH TO MELT A WITCH… why should witches just get the winter weather metaphor? (… as in “it’s cold as a witch’s mammary gland”)… and speaking of melting witches, why was the Wicked Witch of the West destroyed by water?… for some answers to that, click (here)… (hint: she needed a good moisturizer)…

WEDDING WINNER: Groom in St. Louis gives his soon-to-be bride a lottery ticket… it’s worth $250,000… she’s unemployed and he just lost his job as a welder… for the story, click (here)… her first thought was it was a prank… can’t imagine the story if she had ripped it up…

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR A STUFFED HORSE?… how about if it was a famous horse and not Mr. Ed… Roy Roger’s horse Trigger was auctioned off for $266,000 this week… click (here)…
and… finally…

ONE WRITER’S WORST TEN WEDDING SONGS… the rock critic from The Hartford Courant, Eric R. Danton, gives his opinion…problem is, having cool musical taste doesn’t always help with people who just want to dance and grind at a wedding… check out his list complete with the music videos… click (here)…

ANOTHER HOT WEEKEND IN CT/NY/LONG ISLAND… stay cool and drive safe…. thanks for listening… -Brian

BATTLING THE HEAT WAVE… pictures from the front lines… collection of photos from around the media of this past week’s Northeast SwelterFest 2010… links are below…

BRIAN SMITH is the same Brian Smith from his morning show on WPLR, and his afternoon talk show on WICC… he has also worked with the stadium marketing entertainment for the Bridgeport Bluefish and the Fairfield University Stags… email him at…

NOTE: Brian will not be hosting games with the Bluefish this year… thank you for your emails…

THE VOICE had so many air conditioners running this week at The Prognosticator Cafe and Grill, they should rename the electric company after him…. but he only cares about his customers’ comfort… that is why he had an ice carver stop by and make patio furniture out of blocks of ice on Tuesday… quite a refreshing experience… but…  THE VOICE does recommend bringing another pair of pants if you are going to work after you sit on them… and speaking of the Heat… THE VOICE  says even though LEBRON JAMES is going to play for MIAMI… they won’t be the NBA champs next year… find out the cold truth and the hot picks in sports from THE VOICE… this week’s refreshing breeze of unbelievable predictions includes this week’s MLB games… THE YANKEES… RED SOX… METS… WORLD CUP SOCCER FINAL… NASCAR… FOOTBALL… JAI-ALAI COMEBACKS… and a lot more including… of course, THE CHEERLEADERS… to catch up what you need to know, click on “SPORTS PICKS” on the right, or just click (here)….

HEATWAVE JULY 2010 PHOTO COLLECTIONS…

from the Connecticut Post… click (here)…

from the New York Post… click (here)…

believe it or not, there were more… and who can resist the urge to see more and more pictures of drunk parents splashing in open fire hydrants…  and dogs passed out on cold floors…  but it a lot of newspapers have already gotten bored with the killer heat…

PULL AND PEEL… OK, I hate to be a buzzkill, but just in case you need something to snap you back to reality… here’s a grooming tip for guys… forget the bikini wax… and don’t click this if you are squeamish about what may happen if are a guy… and you go for it… click (here)…

TEN THINGS THE INTERNET HAS RUINED… and five it hasn’t…  for example… politeness ruined… belief in the infallible accuracy of encyclopedias ruined… however, deceit remains intact… more, click (here)…

and a few quickees…

WOMAN WINS TEXAS LOTTERY FOR THE 4th TIME…  and each time, the 63 year old woman won more than a million dollars… that is a lot of bullets and chili… click (here)…

ATLANTA: MAN HOLDS MOM HOSTAGE BECAUSE SHE WON’T DO HIS IRONING…  he says it’s women’s work… apparently holding your mother at gunpoint until she takes the wrinkles out of your t-shirt is a son’s work… story, click (here)…

I think the heat is getting to my computer…  if you see any screw-ups, just pretend they don’t exist… in fact, that’s a good way to handle life, unless the screw up is your kid who is holding you hostage for not doing the ironing…

thanks for listening… stay cool this weekend… -Brian

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